another idea

we live on a piece of carpet, along with our cage. near our cage is a bookshelf. we will climb to the top of the cage, then jump to the top of the bookshelf. we will be halfway there.

why do you want to be halfway there?

we want to be halfway there. we are optimists. we'll be halfway to the top.

(and halfway to the bottom.)

sheeeek

someone is having trouble with my name. chic is pronounced like "she" and then a "kuh". not chick.

chick. chick.

men are such idiots.

the bunny formerly known as chicken

i realized something today. chig = chicken + pig. chic = chicken + fantastic. so you may now refer to me as chic.

we are chig.

i am chic.

WE are chig. there's no "i" in chig.

excuse me; what?

nevermind.

ladder, step one, continued

we are having some unexpected issues in reaching the bottom step.

you keep missing it. it's right there! just land on it.

we are not sure why the bottom step keeps re-adjusting itself while we are mid-lunge.

right. that's exactly what's happening.

ladder, step one

the carpet does not reach the ladder. i won't go on the floor.

this is the plan. we will jump from the edge of the carpet to the bottom step of the ladder. it isn't too far.

and then what?

and then we'll be on the ladder.

on the bottom step. how do we get to the top, genius?

we're sure that part of the plan will be obvious to us once we reach the bottom step.

ladder? yes.

we are thinking about the ladder. it goes all the way to the top of the loft bed. may uses it.

may has hands and feet.

one of us worries too much about non-important things.

girls rule

i am chicken. i'm the pretty one. i like pretty things. i also like sarcasm, because pig doesn't get it. that's funny. hee hee. i like to laugh, too.

ttyl!

cheese

may likes to take pictures of us. we try to be candid and act like we don't notice. we feel that it produces better pictures.

whatever. i like to pose.

we want to try taking pictures, too.

i would be such a good photographer! everything would be so pretty and so cute. everyone would love me!

we would take serious photos depicting the realities of our living situation and the world as we see it from the windowsill. a photo documentary of two rabbits living in a manhattan high-rise.

pretty pictures!! flowers and sunsets and birds and bunnies!! and anything pink or fluffy! lots of photos!!!!!!!!

perhaps we will not learn to take pictures.

we hate the pole

we did not enjoy pole climbing. we are reconsidering. we did not appropriately factor the lack of arms/hands into our first attempt.

we? did he say we?

we will create a new plan. we will create a better plan. we will use our inate skills, talents, and abilities. we will make it to the top of the loft bed! we will succeed!

"we" are insane.

WHAT AN IDIOT!!

pig just jumped at the pole. he didn't even try to climb it - he just lunged at it. he slammed into it and bounced off. i would have written this hours ago, but i've been laughing too hard! hee hee!

once again, i find your laugh disturbing.

progress update two

the climbing is going slowly. we still believe this will work.

so far you haven't done anything besides stare at the pole.

we are concentrating on the pole in order to succeed. we need to understand the pole.

and then you'll climb it with your mind powers?

we will climb the pole. we will not be defeated.

language barrier

may make's noises when she feeds us. we think she is trying to communicate.

they are cute noises! may is so cute!

we like may's cute feeding noises. but we recommend blogging for communication purposes.

progress update one

may's loft bed is high. we are learning how to climb.

climb up a pole? what do you think we are?

we are patient. we will persevere.

ooh, big word.

thank you.

field trip

we went to the big carpet today. may took us out to the other room. we like the big carpet, but its colors are confusing. we think there are too many colors.

i like the colors.

we like the big carpet and all the things we can chew. but may makes sounds at us when we chew. we are not sure why. we want to chew on her roommates toes, but she puts her feet up.

i think that roommate is afraid of us.

no one is afraid of us. we are cute. we are chig.

dumb goal

i do not support the goal. i think it's dumb.

yes, you said that in the subject line.

i think it's dumb because i willn't go on the floor.

it's won't.

whatever. i do english better than you.

we are scared of the floors. we will find a way to get there on the carpet. we believe in the goal.

may rocks

may left her chair situated just right. it's almost as if she knew our life's intent. we hopped to the chair, then to the windowsill. we made it!

now what?

we can die happy.

it wasn't that exciting.

we have a new goal. may's loft bed.

not a success

that was unsuccessful. not so much the plan as the implementation.

ouch!

if chicken had kept still

jerk.

we will succeed.

that was close

we are fixated on our goal and can think of nothing else. so this will be short. we think this next idea is going to be good. (it requires chicken to fall asleep.)

people don't even know

some people think that we're dumb. that we just scurry around all day. we do scurry, but not when we're blogging. we also make plans. because we have a goal.

i have a goal to type, you blog hog!

our goal is to make it to the window sill. we almost made it yesterday.

ya, but you can't jump high enough. hee hee.

may loves us

may lets us play outside of our cage all day long. may lets us use her computer to blog when she's gone. we think her roommates know that we blog. they can hear us.

but may doesn't believe them. hee hee.

your laugh is disturbing.

we are chig

it's a celebrity couple thing, if you were wondering. we thought people might be.

people are dumb

we're so mad that someone took our URL. why would a person want to be chig.blogger? we don't get it.

i can type, too. you don't have to keep writing we. stupid pig.

whatever. we like to blog together. may taught us how to blog.

ya, but she didn't know it. hee hee!